It won't be long until we collectively hurl ourselves over the fiscal cliff, and into the abyss of financial ruin . . . Maybe the President and Congress will reach a compromise, or maybe not. Regardless, I doubt that any plan devised by Barack Obama, John Boehner, and Harry Reid will save us. To make matters worse, Tim Geithner today disclosed that United States will probably hit the debt ceiling on December 31. But don't you worry, Timmy, who can't figure out how to use Turbo Tax, will save us . . . at least for a month or two . . . or maybe not. Odds are we're doomed! . . . unless, of course, we're aren't.
Strangely, I'm overcome with indifference, and quite frankly, Scarlet, I just don't give a damn!